October 2011
“You know how, like, pretentious novels always start with pretentious quotations…...”
– John Green (via thebusyandtired)
eff yeah nerdfighters!: Kind of Important News →
fishingboatproceeds:
If you scroll past all the Hollywood names in this YouTube blog post, you’ll see down the vlogbrothers down there at the bottom. But we’re above the Wall Street Journal! Take that, Murdoch! Oh. It’s…yeah, it’s alphabetical. I see.
So Hank and I are finally realizing…
Imagine when the Potter generation spawns and...
alwaysthehalfbloodprince:
crisscolfershipsitself:
leogleeky:
bacon-and-unicorns:
Like… they go to school and the teachers read through the list of names and be like. “Wtf is this, why is half of my class named Severus.”
“Albus Severus James Lily Sirius Regulus Jones, SIT DOWN.”
NO. DRACO. YOU MAY NOT KISS HERMIONE. I DON’T CARE IF YOUR PARENTS ARE DROMIONE SHIPPERS.
”TEACHER,...
A few Unsettling things that happened this week
My mother used the words body fluid. While we were eating at a restaurant. We were eating fish. How horridly ironic.
My doctor implied that I was pregnant. You tell a doc you’re sick. Then you tell her your age. If it ends in-teen. The problem is pregnancy.
My substitute teacher told me I had a mental deficiency.
I got into a fight with a bee. The bee won.
I chose homework over tumblr....
