summer break update: magic mike just came on and i was about to watch it because i thought joseph gordon-levitt was in it but then i remembered that was just a sketch he did for snl and now just ugh life man
summer break update: today is the first day i’ve worn a bra in four days—can’t tell whether my boobs are grateful or pissed
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
i found sprinkles when i was raiding the pantry and if this is what rock bottom tastes like then that’s cool i’m okay with that